I was in a monstrous mood today. Heat + crazy humidity + 24 second graders + It's-Almost-Summer mentality = Kt the Bitch. I chewed out half of my boys at snack time because they were all hitting each other. Then at the end of the day one of my girls started crying because one of the boys (who I CANNOT STAND) said something to her. He wouldn't ( Read more... )

In my travels through SoulSeek (my fairly new BFF), I discovered someone had a bunch of songs in a file underneath "Guys and Dolls" called "London 7.16.05". So I downloaded it, thinking maybe someone managed to tape Ewan singing in Guys and Dolls. I didn't really expect I would be right, but as it turns out, woo! It is Ewan's entire G&D ( Read more... )

First Reconciliation went well this morning. It was very simple and I got to light 24 candles (one for each kid after they came out of the confessional) with the fun lighter thingie. I maturely resisted the urge to play with it as I was standing in front of a church full of parents. Pyrotechnics at a sacrament might be frowned upon ( Read more... )

My uncle died on Sunday morning and his funeral mass is tomorrow. My mom asked me to see if I could get a sub and I did. This uncle is married to my mom's sister and I didn't really know him as we tend not to hang out with my mom's side. I pretty much avoid them as much as possible. I'm hoping to be able to drive myself so that I can leave as ( Read more... )

I sent a kid to the office this afternoon. I was not in the most splendid mood today and the kids were being their usual irritating selves. Then I went to pick them up from Art near the end of the day and the art teacher (my kindergarten aide from last year) tells me that they were really bad. I blew up at them. I told them that they weren’t ( Read more... )

The weekend couldn't get here fast enough. The weeks feel like they are getting tougher as they go by. Spring fever or the bird flu or something has hit the shtoopid fat children.

We paid a visit to Barnes and Noble last night and finished reading I Hate Other People's Kids. That book is highly amusing. We came across it several weeks ago and ( Read more... )

Some people need to scream. Really really loudly. And for a really really long time.

Head is pounding. The stabbing pain in the side of my head tells me I'm dangerously close to losing it.

Too many students.

Too many questions.

Too much talking.

Not allowed to throw pointy objects at them.

I need a vacation. Summer cannot come soon enough

Several times today I had a stabbing pain in my temples, mostly in my left temple. Not a fan. I better not have a brain tumor or something. What is up with my head ( Read more... )